You are the most epic ninja who ever lived. You slay men that have bounties on their heads.(Bounties were reintroduced into the law after the parliamentary decision in 2034.)
[[Your next target was a big one...->Runny Rooftop]](Set: $encounters to 1)You run across rooftops with the grace and agility of a master ninja. Because you are a master ninja. You see a guard on the roof ahead.
Why don't you engage in [[melee combat]]?You approach your foe and prepare for battle. What did sensei teach you?
(if:$encounters is 1)[[[I remember...->I remember1]]]
(if:$encounters is 2)[[[OH THIS GUY IS GOING DOWN AFTER THIS ''FLASHBACK''->I remember 2]]]Your sensei gives you a bucket with a large hole in the bottom.
"This bucket must be full for over a minute.GO!"
You see a lake, a rock and some trees in your sensei's large garden.
[[Inspect the rock->Rock]]
[[Go to the trees->Trees]]
[[Ponder the river(get it?)->River]]
(set:$Tries to 0)You go to the rock.
The rock stands proudly.
[[Bash the bucket on the rock ->Unsuccessful 1]]
[[Put the bucket on the rock ->Unsuccessful 1]]
The few trees that are there are very strong.
[[Bash the bucket on the tree->Unsuccessful 1]]
[[Shake the tree->Unsuccessful 1]]The river is fairly deep. What do you do?
[[Throw the bucket into the river->Entry to the fort]]
[[Swim in the river->Unsuccessful 1]]
You did that but it didn't help. Ah well...
[[Okay->I remember1]]That worked as the sunken bucket is always full.
IN THE PRESENT...
Pow! Wallop! Crash!
The guard is unconscious.
You jump into the courtyard of your enemy's lair.
[[Showdown Time!]]
The evil Dan McDan stands before you. He has been charged with murder, kidnapping and slavery.
"Engage me," he speaks "in [[melee combat]]!"
(set:$encounters to 2)Your sensei leaps at you. He wants a *sparring* *match*! In the room is a katana, a phone and a dinner bell.
[[Look at the katana->Katana]]
[[Pick up the phone->Phone]]
[[Ring the dinner bell->Incorrect2]]Your sensei stops.
"Do not hurt me!"
[[Stab him]]
[[Put the katana away and attempt to make peace->Incorrect2]]
Who do you call?
[[Sensei troubles ltd.]]
[[Police->Incorrect2]]Well, that failed.HARD.
[[Awww...->I remember 2]]You monster!You absolute £@£@%#-£+57+5;;-.+.!&?!%;£!£*!*
Just for that, go to the [[Start]] "Well done." Your master says. "Violence isn't always the answer. "
[[Now to beat up that guy]]Dan McDan stands proudly. You know what to do. All your training has lead you to throw him in a river and call the authorities. You have done well.
THE END.